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It’s that time again….

The Comedy Death Ray Christmas Nativity Pageant & Auctions!
Where all proceeds go to the LA Food Bank!

WHEN
Tuesday, December 14th

TICKETS
VIP Tickets:  Saturday, December 4th at Noon
Gen Admission: Sunday, December 5th at Noon

AUCTION HIGHLIGHTS

• Go to the Movies with Doug Benson, he’ll even come to you!
• Private Comedy Lesson with Maria Bamford
• Co-Host CDR Radio with Scott Aukerman
• Get bashed or bring a friend to get bashed at ASSSSCAT
• Tom Lennon writes and preforms your video eulogy
• Private comedy show in your home with Maria Bamford
• Private performance with Garfunkel & Oates
• Be a monologist in ASSSSCAT
• Have your own private screening at Cinefamily
• VIP CDR Nativity Pageant/Couch/Butler Service through the show
• Be a guest on Doug Loves Movies
• Private lesson with Matt Walsh and co-host a show with him
• Host Comedy Death Ray!
• Get a prominent role on Children’s Hospital
• Private Tour of PIXAR studios
• 2 Reserved seats to every CDR in 2011
• Be a guest on Never Not Funny … Sidenote, I met Jay last year when he won this auction and did an amazing job as a guest by not coming across as a creepy fanboy asshole. As a result, Jimmy and Pat didn’t run away when we ran into them at Roger Waters on Tuesday night.

The rest of the auctions can be found here!
More general Comedy Death Ray info here!
Last year’s photos here!

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retrogasm:

Monty Python

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we played all music this week:
young the giant - cough syrup - young the giant**
the bicycles - one twist too much

matt & kim - it’s a fact (printed stained)
the dandy warhols - we used to be friends
the roots - duck down!
jupiter sunrise - arthur nix

sondre lerche - modern nature
screaming females - laura + marty - castle talk**
yeasayer - strange reunions - odd blood
margaret cho - lice - cho dependent
dirty projectors - cannibal resources (live) - bitte orca extended edition**

rachael yamagata - be be your love - happenstance
mc chris - nrrd grrl - mc chris is dead
zee avi - first of the gang to die
tv on the radio - dancing choose - dear science
the virgins - love is colder than death - the virgins

sufjan stevens - futile devices - the age of adz**
the xx - basic space - xx
no bunny - live it up - first blood**
superchunk - learned to surf - majesty shredding**

ami sairaya - up, down, and charmed - archaeologist**
belaire - thin lines - exploding impacting
fitz and the tantrums - dear mr. president - pickin’ up the pieces
beatradio - doug theme - everything follows
francoise hardy - j’suis d’accord - the yeah-yeah girl from paris

maximum balloon - pink bricks - maximum balloon**
the blow - true affection - paper television
anya marina - move you - slow and steady seduction, phase 2
flight of the conchords - robots - flight of the conchords
edith piaf - non je ne regrette de rien

jarvis cocker - fat children - jarvis
the mountain goats - john 4:16 - life of the world to come
the mountain goats - jenny - all hail west texas

Thanks for listening, I love you all.

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music:
deerhoof - snoopy waves - offend maggie
someone still loves you boris yeltsin - in pairs - let it sway**

janelle monae - faster - the archadroid**
superchunk - digging for something - majesty shredding**
be your own pet - wildcat! - be your own pet
ted leo and the pharmacists - woke up near chelsea - the brutalist bricks
beirut - cliquot - the flying club cup

rogue wave - crush the camera - 10:1
adam green - dance with me - garfield
pigeon john - freaks! freaks! - and the summertime pool party
yacht - ring the bell - see mystery lights
gogol bordello - wonderlust king - super taranta

matt & kim - no more long years - matt & kim
jay reatard - man of steel - watch me fall
no bunny - pretty little trouble - first blood**
yo la tengo - winter a-go-go - summer sun
ami saraiya - archaeologist - archaeologist**

comedy:
flight of the conchords - jenny
monty python - argument clinic
that mitchell and webb sound - friends of moneypenny

adam sandler - the thanksgiving song
demetri martin - the grapes song
john mulaney - crime news - the top part
john mulaney - we should hang out - the top part

a bit of fry & laurie - australian soap
pete holmes - things adults can do
pete holmes - not manly
the ricky gervais show - cinema police

donald glover - crazy stories
ad miles - ad miles - invite them up
morgan murphy - stalking
30 rock - midnight train to georgia

Thanks for tuning in! This morning’s episode was

the house of black - i think my boyfriend is a deatheater
harry and the potters - dumbledore’s army
the remus lupins - wizard rock twist
catchlove - potterwatch
whomping willows - what up, hogwarts
tom riddle and friends - a wizard in the kitchen

ginny and the heartbreakers - volde-who?
gred and forge - it sucked when dad was bitten by nagini
ministry of magic - accio love
marked as his equal - resistance
the moaning myrtles - and then i died
the parselmouths - please harry

gred and forge - ginny gets around
the hermione crookshanks experience - trelawny
oliver boyd and the remembralls - spells and scars
the remus lupins - don’t fear the word
roonil wazlib - apology
tonks and the aurors - werewolf love
the remus lupins - for all the hufflepuffs
harry and the potters - save ginny weasley
harry and the potters - this book is so awesome

ginny and the heartbreakers - harry you’re a hottie
harry and the potters - stick it to dolores
marked as his equal - hermione’s my hero
ministry of magic - here in your car
the remus lupins - wizarding world at war
the parselmouths - what kind of name is hermione

the remus lupins - the weasleys
the moaning myrtles - prefects are hot
tonks and the aurors - don’t call me nymphadora
the whomping willows - open letter to the entire wizarding community
voldemort - dark mark in the sky
draco and the malfoys - your family is poor

harry and the potters - human hosepipe
the hermione crookshanks experience - bonjour fleur
justin finch-fletchley - honeydukes
marked as his equal - elle est une veela
the weasel king - red hair

DEATHLY HALLOWS THIS THURSDAY NIGHT!